Hello my dear readers.
Yes, I have again gone for days without updating my wonderful travel blog. Shame on me, but aren't you used to it by now?
Anyway, we arrived in Kuala Lumpa, Malaysia safe and sound on Saturday night around 8.30 Malay time (approximately 11.30 Australia EST) and caught a cab to the hotel.
The 5-star hotel. Yes I feel the need to gloat about such a thing.
Sunday we hired a rental car and travelled to a city called Melaka without getting too lost. The GPS in this car is a lot different to the GPS that we had in Japan.
Firstly, it's all in English and secondly she doesn't like speaking to us.
So we made it to Melaka (in the pouring rain) and found the Hotel Puri where we stayed for the night.
This hotel, while being small, is the most wonderful place to stay. Very reasonably priced it has a small drink-stand type cafe in the lobby, encrypted wifi that reaches the third floor and that the staff will give you the password to for free, and a buffet style breakfast that is absolutely lovely.
After we'd settled in our room we took a little stroll around Chinatown and finally found clothes that would fit us.
May I note that we have actually had a bit of difficulty finding clothes and such as the Malay, Chinese and Japanese women are all the same in the respect that the majority and skinny, small footed people with significantly smaller boobs than us more voluptuous women.
So after a nice little stroll (with me looking like a gay lumberjack with my pants tucked in to my rain boots and a bright rainbow umbrella) we headed back to the hotel and had a nice cup of coffee and caught up on emails.
This is one time I should have updated the blog.
Upon going for another walk I proceeded to change out of my rather wet trousers and into my née "free size" shorts. Which led me to change from Gay Lumberjack to Pirate.
I'm making a list of fashion don'ts for Malaysia. It will be accented with photos of various outfits I have tested for public reactions. The Pirate outfit will be at the top of the list.
Anyway, we headed out for a walk and some dinner then promptly went back to the hotel for a relax in our room.
Monday came and soon enough we were on the road again, this time heading for Johor Bahru. We made it to the Thistle Hotel with little difficulty, where we were met and treated like nobility.
This hotel is actually very high end, so people on a budget might want to find somewhere else. Unlike the Hotel Puri the wifi costs RM20 for 24 hours. With the exchange rate what it is, that is about $8 AU. The rooms are a comfortable size and the buffet breakfast is to die for.
So after checking in we got a taxi out, into the city and went to City Square, which is a 4-story shopping complex. A bit of a look around, a bit of a shop and a facial (mum, not me) later we headed back to the hotel.
Now Tuesday was full of new experiences. We got up rather early and caught a taxi, then a bus to the Malaysian border and crossed into no-mans-land before heading to the Skngapore border by bus.
This is where we met a lovely couple named Garry and Wendy, who are sailing around the world on a yacht (that is a beautiful old-style vessel, just beautiful). If anyone is interested in reading about their adventures, their website is www.sobraon.com and is well worth a look.
Anyway, after finding our way through customs and immigration (which, really, is basically non-existent) we made our way via train and bus to the Singapore Zoo.
Now the hype around Singapore Zoo is that it's the best zoo in the world. Personally I think while it might be the best zoo in the world it is still just that, a zoo. Now don't get me wrong, I mean it was huge, and the free ranging orangutans were quite wonderful.
As was the Elephants of Asia show. Those pachyderms are extremely intelligent. Unfortunately, most photos are on mums phone as I used almost all my battery videoing the show.
Anyway, at the end of a long day strolling around the zoo, our feet were pretty tired. So what better way to rest them than to have Fish Therapy?
Now for those of you who don't know, Fish Therapy is where you place your feet in a large water tank and these special fish (known commonly as Doctor Fish) come along and scrape the dead skin off your feet.
The truth of the matter is that after about a minute or so it starts to feel like a strange massage, but before that I had a lot of trouble keeping my feet in the water. What the assistants advise is that you only put your heal in first to test it out. This works, but it doesn't make you any more prepared for when the fish really start.
Anyway, after about 10 minutes Fish Therapy, we caught a bus to Orchard Road, which is a road just lined with shops, and then to Chinatown.
Well, we'd forgotten it was close to Chinese New Year hadn't we? So while it was still light there was a crowd, but you could still walk comfortably through it. It was down one of these streets that I had some henna done on my hand.
However once it started to get dark everyone appeared out of the walls to celebrate and shop. Finding our way back to the train station was a bit harder than we thought.
A word of caution to so-inclined travelers: Homosexuality is actually completely illegal in Singapore, though the authorities usually turn a blind eye on the scene. However heterosexual public displays of affection are frowned upon and homosexual displays even more so, so please be considerate as they are a rather… conservative people.
But do not despair for there are also bars and clubs that claim to be gay-friendly and some of these are listed in the Lonely Planet Travel Guide, though I recommend doing your own research.
So on to Wednesday, which was full of traveling around Johor Bahru and attempts at seeing the sights.
For anyone looking at going to the Johor Bahru Sultans Museum, I'd put the trip off until after February 2012 as they have closed for renovations until then, so the workers said.
That, basically entailed looking around the shopping malls, all the girly things that you all really aren't interested in.
After this we went to the Dango Bay Marina to meet up with Garry and Wendy for drinks and then dinner.
Apparently the service workers and deck-hands aren't used to Garry and Wendy having guests on the yacht, so when we came along, me in a long skirts and v-neck, and according to Wendy they stared a little.
I know they did when we came off the yacht as one of them sat up and raced to the other side of the boat to get a better look.
In any case, dinner was wonderful and afterwards we went back to our hotel to pack.
Then Thursday which was the first day of the Lunar New Year. We drove all the way back to Kuala Lumpur… and then the car broke down on the highway.
I know. Don't ask me what happened to the car. I don't know.
Luckily a really nice guy stopped, took a look at the engine, made a call to the car company, put up a hazard sign a couple of meters behind us and started directing traffic.
Eventually we had about 5 cars just parked in the side of the highway.
We finally made it to the hotel and relaxed.
About 5pm we went out to Petaling Street in Chinatown, which is where all the rip off designer brands are sold on the streets. Mum looked at a "Prada" bag that would have cost her around $80 AU.
Yeah, Prada my arse.
Anyway, after shopping and getting lost on the way back to the hotel we had a beautiful rest in the gorgeous 5-star beds and are now ready to head off again.
Until next update!!
MRK
Yes, I have again gone for days without updating my wonderful travel blog. Shame on me, but aren't you used to it by now?
Anyway, we arrived in Kuala Lumpa, Malaysia safe and sound on Saturday night around 8.30 Malay time (approximately 11.30 Australia EST) and caught a cab to the hotel.
The 5-star hotel. Yes I feel the need to gloat about such a thing.
Sunday we hired a rental car and travelled to a city called Melaka without getting too lost. The GPS in this car is a lot different to the GPS that we had in Japan.
Firstly, it's all in English and secondly she doesn't like speaking to us.
So we made it to Melaka (in the pouring rain) and found the Hotel Puri where we stayed for the night.
This hotel, while being small, is the most wonderful place to stay. Very reasonably priced it has a small drink-stand type cafe in the lobby, encrypted wifi that reaches the third floor and that the staff will give you the password to for free, and a buffet style breakfast that is absolutely lovely.
After we'd settled in our room we took a little stroll around Chinatown and finally found clothes that would fit us.
May I note that we have actually had a bit of difficulty finding clothes and such as the Malay, Chinese and Japanese women are all the same in the respect that the majority and skinny, small footed people with significantly smaller boobs than us more voluptuous women.
So after a nice little stroll (with me looking like a gay lumberjack with my pants tucked in to my rain boots and a bright rainbow umbrella) we headed back to the hotel and had a nice cup of coffee and caught up on emails.
This is one time I should have updated the blog.
Upon going for another walk I proceeded to change out of my rather wet trousers and into my née "free size" shorts. Which led me to change from Gay Lumberjack to Pirate.
I'm making a list of fashion don'ts for Malaysia. It will be accented with photos of various outfits I have tested for public reactions. The Pirate outfit will be at the top of the list.
Anyway, we headed out for a walk and some dinner then promptly went back to the hotel for a relax in our room.
Monday came and soon enough we were on the road again, this time heading for Johor Bahru. We made it to the Thistle Hotel with little difficulty, where we were met and treated like nobility.
This hotel is actually very high end, so people on a budget might want to find somewhere else. Unlike the Hotel Puri the wifi costs RM20 for 24 hours. With the exchange rate what it is, that is about $8 AU. The rooms are a comfortable size and the buffet breakfast is to die for.
So after checking in we got a taxi out, into the city and went to City Square, which is a 4-story shopping complex. A bit of a look around, a bit of a shop and a facial (mum, not me) later we headed back to the hotel.
Now Tuesday was full of new experiences. We got up rather early and caught a taxi, then a bus to the Malaysian border and crossed into no-mans-land before heading to the Skngapore border by bus.
This is where we met a lovely couple named Garry and Wendy, who are sailing around the world on a yacht (that is a beautiful old-style vessel, just beautiful). If anyone is interested in reading about their adventures, their website is www.sobraon.com and is well worth a look.
Anyway, after finding our way through customs and immigration (which, really, is basically non-existent) we made our way via train and bus to the Singapore Zoo.
Now the hype around Singapore Zoo is that it's the best zoo in the world. Personally I think while it might be the best zoo in the world it is still just that, a zoo. Now don't get me wrong, I mean it was huge, and the free ranging orangutans were quite wonderful.
As was the Elephants of Asia show. Those pachyderms are extremely intelligent. Unfortunately, most photos are on mums phone as I used almost all my battery videoing the show.
Anyway, at the end of a long day strolling around the zoo, our feet were pretty tired. So what better way to rest them than to have Fish Therapy?
Now for those of you who don't know, Fish Therapy is where you place your feet in a large water tank and these special fish (known commonly as Doctor Fish) come along and scrape the dead skin off your feet.
The truth of the matter is that after about a minute or so it starts to feel like a strange massage, but before that I had a lot of trouble keeping my feet in the water. What the assistants advise is that you only put your heal in first to test it out. This works, but it doesn't make you any more prepared for when the fish really start.
Anyway, after about 10 minutes Fish Therapy, we caught a bus to Orchard Road, which is a road just lined with shops, and then to Chinatown.
Well, we'd forgotten it was close to Chinese New Year hadn't we? So while it was still light there was a crowd, but you could still walk comfortably through it. It was down one of these streets that I had some henna done on my hand.
However once it started to get dark everyone appeared out of the walls to celebrate and shop. Finding our way back to the train station was a bit harder than we thought.
A word of caution to so-inclined travelers: Homosexuality is actually completely illegal in Singapore, though the authorities usually turn a blind eye on the scene. However heterosexual public displays of affection are frowned upon and homosexual displays even more so, so please be considerate as they are a rather… conservative people.
But do not despair for there are also bars and clubs that claim to be gay-friendly and some of these are listed in the Lonely Planet Travel Guide, though I recommend doing your own research.
So on to Wednesday, which was full of traveling around Johor Bahru and attempts at seeing the sights.
For anyone looking at going to the Johor Bahru Sultans Museum, I'd put the trip off until after February 2012 as they have closed for renovations until then, so the workers said.
That, basically entailed looking around the shopping malls, all the girly things that you all really aren't interested in.
After this we went to the Dango Bay Marina to meet up with Garry and Wendy for drinks and then dinner.
Apparently the service workers and deck-hands aren't used to Garry and Wendy having guests on the yacht, so when we came along, me in a long skirts and v-neck, and according to Wendy they stared a little.
I know they did when we came off the yacht as one of them sat up and raced to the other side of the boat to get a better look.
In any case, dinner was wonderful and afterwards we went back to our hotel to pack.
Then Thursday which was the first day of the Lunar New Year. We drove all the way back to Kuala Lumpur… and then the car broke down on the highway.
I know. Don't ask me what happened to the car. I don't know.
Luckily a really nice guy stopped, took a look at the engine, made a call to the car company, put up a hazard sign a couple of meters behind us and started directing traffic.
Eventually we had about 5 cars just parked in the side of the highway.
We finally made it to the hotel and relaxed.
About 5pm we went out to Petaling Street in Chinatown, which is where all the rip off designer brands are sold on the streets. Mum looked at a "Prada" bag that would have cost her around $80 AU.
Yeah, Prada my arse.
Anyway, after shopping and getting lost on the way back to the hotel we had a beautiful rest in the gorgeous 5-star beds and are now ready to head off again.
Until next update!!
MRK






